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Humiliation

2011-12-13T18:18:00.001+07:00

It's the second time i get humiliated by the same person due to my forgetfulness.

There is this piece of paper that i claimed that i never had in my possession nor do some calculation on it.
Alas after the hustle and bustle, that piece of paper actually kept in the drawer, by me.

cockroach

2011-11-29T07:53:00.001+07:00

i don't what's with me and cockroach, either they spying on me, or just bugging me. i don't know.

2 weeks ago, monday, after arriving in the office, i'm going to have some water. so i pick up my mug on my desk, upside down - since the office boy has already wash it.
when i at moment when i'm going to pour some water, i glance at my mug. o_0 WHOOTT!!! what is that inside my mug!!!!
tiny little creater, i lost count - maybe more than twenty. INSIDE MY MUG!

ARRGGHH!

so from that moment - i never use my mug again, even though office boy already cleaning it several times.

this week, monday, after arriving in the office, i'm going to have some water. since i'm not using my mug, i pick up my tall glass.
while i'm already want to go to pantry, i decided to pick up another mug that i borrowed from colleague.
there was it. i saw young cockroach just walking slowly - on my desk - near the mug!
ARRGGHH.
i make an instant move, using any object i can pick, to smash that cockroach.
i have lot of lot of experience with cockroach, they just don't die for the first smash.
so i manage to push the cockroach down the table, then i smash it with my shoe.

argh!

Armpit

2011-10-17T19:02:00.001+07:00

Arghh, the grosses moment is when I see Neil's shirt armpit which is yellowish due to deodorant that he wear. Euugh.

acting

2011-10-07T16:57:00.002+07:00

suddenly things changes.most of the bosses are suspended by regional, due to something related to reporting.so no more saving private ryan thing.they said, it'll be around 2 weeks. and now it's already 2 months, and still no sign those suspended bosses will be coming back.and now everybody can be boss, by acting :D

Boss

2011-07-23T22:45:00.000+07:00

Your boss is actually a subordinate too, of his/her boss.

So, if you complaning about your boss, so did your boss. They complaining about their bosses too.

Social media blocked

2011-06-22T15:22:00.001+07:00

Arfgh. They already block facebook long time ago.

But now they block Twitter.
Then everything paralyzed, since many application using Twitter oauth to login to their system (e.g: picplz).

Gah!

1 billion dollar question

2011-06-16T13:17:00.002+07:00

1 billions dollar question by snydez

Obsolete mindset

2011-06-16T05:40:00.001+07:00

Hi, your application is not working, there're several bugs happened.

What bug?

*sending screen capture*, and btw I'm using Microsoft Office 2010.

Oh, then you should not use that version, you should go back using Microsoft office 2003 then.

0_o

the fools is on me

2011-04-01T14:21:00.000+07:00

crap.
these people seem doesn't know what's april fool is.

for a just silly simple matter they complaint of the code i implant into the system - just for fun - to anticipate this april fool - and ask it to be removed.

and here i am on such international branded company?.

Body odor

2011-03-17T22:15:00.001+07:00

There's this one guy who has body odor that can be smelt across the room, opposite of his cubicle.
how on earth people around him can stand that?
And how about his colleagues that must have conversation with him, face to face or must in condition side by side.
Eugh.

Farewell gift

2011-03-17T21:36:00.001+07:00

W0ot!
She got iPod for her farewell gift?
Envy envy me.

resign for better or worse?

2011-03-04T22:57:00.000+07:00

well, so this februari and march is month of resign.
since the crash departure of HR manager, then a few days later another crash departure of recruiter. and now the training facilitator is resign too.
all i know in short notice.

while other, some of the engineer and one project control is departure for brighter future.
all i know this project control track record of her carrier is awsome.
no background of what so ever in engineering, and start working as a receptionist, then later switch into project control.
due to her charm and easy going, she open her network so she can have opportunity abroad.

good.

name awareness

2011-03-02T12:36:00.000+07:00

there's this new but old employee just come in yesterday. she was a non-permanent employee which replacing the real employee only for 3 months.

and now she's back - replacing the same employee.

and to my surprised she can almost remember every person name (which she already know before).

for me, it doesn't takes days to forget someone name.

HR manager

2011-02-11T11:11:00.001+07:00

It seem this company no need any HR manager.
Mostly it can handle any human resource thing by 'magic'.

Working from home

2011-02-04T16:34:00.001+07:00

I acknowledge a missed call from the boss after i arrived at Iran's office.
And i do nothing until i arrived at home. Still i do not making any 'call back' action until 7 PM.

And then the SMS coming. "Call me ASAP," from boss.

"You need to run some process, so can you come to the office tomorrow?" boss ask.

Oh yes, forget to mention that 'tomorrow' is public holiday.

All i can answer is, "i do my best".

So, i figure out I'll be in the office tomorrow, until i remember that someone mention that he can work from his iPad.

Instantly i try to download the citrix and i boot to -- my long time not operated -- Windows.

Viola, after try and error couple of setting, there i was accessing my company system from home.

So that night i ran the requested process and i send the report to my boss via my office webmail. Hurrah!

less friend and more boss

2010-07-19T21:51:00.000+07:00

i've served this company for more than 5 years. along with me there are several guys who's joining almost the same time with me.
so we are buddies by time.
and when effort and luck talks, so this buddy became a boss. and he's bossing me.

wow, i'm so proud that my friend is now a boss. and he's bossing me. that's cool isn't it.

later then i realized there are no such friend for a boss. my friend there, must choose, be friend with me or bossing me. and he choose the latest.

so, it's my time to back off. i have to act he's my boss, no need friendly smirk, what i need is a subordinate smirk :)

eskimo

2009-06-19T07:28:00.002+07:00

who said there are/is no eskimo in indonesia? :D

suresh

2009-06-15T13:04:00.002+07:00

haha, expecting Sylar or Petrelli's appeared :D

half!

2009-06-10T07:38:00.003+07:00

now the coffee maker in the client office, only provide half of glass. due to such crisis.

improper

2009-04-30T11:07:00.002+07:00

it is improper for someone in Indonesia, talking to their boss while chewing a chewing gum.
and it is improper for someone in Indonesia, wearing a 'baseball' hat on a room, while working in the office

ungenerous

2009-02-23T11:27:00.003+07:00

weeks ago, my inbox was moved to Perth server.
and apparently they limited the inbox size up to 97MB.
since i have more than 300MB e-mail, i have to deleting and archiving most of it.
too bad the archive was not working properly, then i had to manually move the e-mails.

and this morning i received e-mail from the server, saying i'm already using 84MB, and ask me to delete some of my e-mail.
huh!. pelit

helm and jacket thief

2009-02-06T09:50:00.000+07:00

crap! the motorbike parking lot for a reserved parking / sticker parking experiencing theft of helm and jacket.

what's those security guys do downs there?.
why don't the security ask for ticket parking for somebody carrying jacket and helmet.?

newbie oldbie

2008-11-12T15:50:00.004+07:00

this is my first time in three of four months coming back to client office. although only couple of months, i feel like it's been years.
i don't know why.

so when i arrive, i greet several people i know, and they greeted me back. and with additional greeting for having the second baby.

sitting down in my usual place.

i need to clean up my glasses, i'm affraid it's become ants or cocroach shelter :D

and in the afternoon, i'm gutting my self to visit Starbucks down there, and make a fool my self by not knowing what should be ordered, and I spilled the coffee i ordered, because i take of the lid, which it should not be open.

not my free starbucks

2008-10-22T12:29:00.001+07:00

in this office, my account is linked up with so many e-mail groups.
one of this groups usually have a weekly meeting to discuss their things.

even though i'm in their e-mail groups, it doesn't mean i have the same job as the rest. so there's no point for me to attend their meeting,

so when such invitation arrived, all i can do is manyun, because there's no such free starbucks for me :(

dicari: backup buat gue

2008-09-01T08:32:00.001+07:00

kalo ada yang tertarik untuk jadi backup gue di kantor ini, silahkeun comment disini .

syarat:
harus punya kemampuan mirip gue.
lebih cepat dari peluru, melompat lebih tinggi dari gedung tinggi, terbang lebih tinggi dari burung.

atau kalau nggak, cukup memenuhi ini:

Max: bisa Visual Studio .NET , Minimal: Bisa bahasa pemrograman VBA
Max: bisa SQL Server (dan Oracle), Minimal: Bisa bahasa SQL (ISO maupun ANSI)
Max: tahu mengenai EDMS , Minimal: bisa belajar dengan cepat mengenai EDMS
Max: tahu ERP (khususnya Oracle), Minimal: bisa belajar dengan cepat mengenai ERP
Max: bisa image editing, (superman gitu lhow, ada aja yg request ginih)
Max: tahu MS Sharepoint

end date of submission (15 Sep 2008)

smile

2008-06-30T15:53:00.001+07:00

i can't stop smiling saw zohrie's farrewel e-mail :)

broken heart

2008-05-30T16:12:00.002+07:00

a news hit me yesterday, while having breakfast with several guys.
one of the guy is the brother of previous HR staff in the office. she left this office to the client. the same client i go every week.
the news is she's going to resign from the client.
"that's fast," i said, "where'll she move?, to which company."
"nope, she stop working." said the brother
"whaaa?, why"
"what else need to be done, if she marriying a bule." said the other guy.
"whooo, so she'll not continuing her school then"
"nope."

ok, later-on i try to reach her by client-instant messenging. but no response.
so i go to another channel. i ask somebody from the girls over there at client office.

then one of the girls reponded with another striking news.
"she's going to australia"
"what? i thought she'll be married"
"yes, with [naming a guy, who previously working in the office too]"
"WTF!!," i thought.
"it's already heboh in [stating my office name]"

why nobody in this office tell me,
no wonder her ex-boyfirend, who actually worked here, and come back as a client, seem so distressed while i bump to him in the emergency-stairs to go up to another floor.

darn! stupid.

one of the manager goes blogging

2008-05-13T09:30:00.005+07:00

i just visiting pandji's blog, opening one of the newest post, and *BANG! my eyes struck on one of the comentator. the name is so unique, that i'm sure that's the name of one of managers in my office.

i clicked on his name, whalla! my guess is correct. that's the manager blog alrite. complete with his picture. :)

seeing the first date of his blog, it seem he just started,
so good luck pak! :) i hope you're not turn into the dark side like mine, blogging about the stupidity in the office :)

paranoid

2008-02-28T13:00:00.003+07:00

hiyaaah!!!
another paranoid from IT department!

they [he] prohibited to run a Flash application such as game!

i know, playing game is against the company rule. but seem it's overreacting.

they [he] said that, such application, can be contained viruses. if that's the reason, why bother installing antivirus on each every computer?

lost in IP-lation

2008-02-08T08:40:00.000+07:00

after they hijacked my IP address, now they force me to change my IP [which is the last static IP address that client provided] into a DHCP one.

and he - the one so called IT coordinator - promised me to get another static IP Address from IT global/regional.
which i don't believe it. because several network problem that has to deal with IT regional/global end up in a pending or unsolved status. :(

darn! and now, with this DHCP IP,-first thing in this morning-, i could not connect to share folder in one of the server. :(

resign of conduct

2008-02-05T11:00:00.000+07:00

i came up monday morning, passing the HR Manager who's seem chatting with his staff(s). i thought they just do a normal chatter.

in the next minutes i found out that the HR Manager get dumped by company. the indication is he cannot enter the office, because his access card keep him locked-up outside - failed to open the door.

monday noon, i received information, that the HR Manager had returned his access card. returning the card has only one meaning, that he no longer need that card, in short, he resign.

monday afternoon, i heard from guys next to my table, that the HR Manager forced to resign due to fail (twice?) meeting with global HR Manager from autralia office.
this things causing the Regional Manager ashamed of it. and then push the HR Manager to resign.

the HR Manager said OK that he will resign, but not that day. he request for one month to finish things that he should do.
but apparently the Regional Manager doesn't want him that long, so he instructed IT to void the HR Manager's card.

so, without hesitating, the HR Manager leave.

my IP hijacked

2008-01-23T18:42:00.000+07:00

aarghgh..! my IP address hijack by the IT. it was used for PABX computer server. darn!

i and my-ex boss is the only two man who's IP are static. because I (we) need that IP to connect to our client SQL server.

just this morning, after two days in client office.
i cannot get my e-mail, i cannot go to share computer folder, i cannot go to mapped drive on computer server!
shit! what happened.

i go see the - so - called - IT coordinator. and he laughing at my complaint. he said, one of his guy accidentally use my static IP for that PABX computer.

luckily my ex-boss IP is preserved. and now i use it.

lazy office boy

2008-01-23T18:36:00.000+07:00

what a lazy man! he should provide his service to make sure any need of other employee can be full filled.

i ask him, to clean the mouse. because the mouse is so sticky. not easyly to travel in the desk. but this man just ignoring me. shit!

and i saw several times he makes/receives phone call. and i believe it's not a work call.

that's just one guy. he and the other is eagerly to use the lift to go up or down one story!
i know, emergency stairs is not for daily travel. but any ordinary employee in this office using stairs to go up or down, instead waiting for lift to come

evacuation drill

2007-12-28T15:19:00.000+07:00

this morning, although it's raining, the planned evacuation drilled still keep on going as schedule. in fact earlier than the scheduled time.

so after walking down the stairs from 12th floor, we reach the ground floor, but there's no sign where to go.

for me who already know where to go, i can find my self the meeting point. but for new employee, i believe is not easy to know what to do.

yahoo mail and gmail ban

2007-11-30T15:24:00.000+07:00

finally this office prohibited it's employee to use yahoomail and gmail.
following later, they ban facebook too :(

huh!

stupid PABX

2007-11-14T16:39:00.000+07:00

when dialing an 8 digit phone number, you will end up into a wrong number. salah sambung! stupid PABX.

actually it can be the PABX that stupid or it is a telkom that stupid. how come the line cannot accept 8 digit.

and the strange things, the missing digit on that 8 digit are in the middle,
let say dialing 78912340 so it will dial 7812340, missing 9

paranoid

2007-10-05T06:19:00.000+07:00

o my god! the management and IT's of this company is getting paranoid. now they shut every USB port except for keyboard and mouse in every PC's!

they claimed that, USB flash disk brings viruses to the office. if the virus reach the local server. then the regional server will disconnect our local office from global network.

no first aid box arround

2007-09-10T14:27:00.000+07:00

gosh! there are no single first aid box can be found on this client office. this big, new, and modern office!

how come?!

they have their first aider. they have HSE, but no box of first aid!

copy colour machine

2007-08-27T12:51:00.000+07:00

it's been days, that new copy machine installed replacing the old one. all i know. that copy machine actually is a laser colour printer. it's a xerox one.

i just manage to print out one document, and it's a black and white. so it showed no different.

but today, i copy my son birth letter which has it's feet print on it. and the copy result is amazing, it has the same colour detail as the original one :o wow!
thankfully the paper quality is different from the original one, if it is not, than there's no way i could tell the different between the original and the copy.

park on the parking building

2007-08-06T11:09:00.001+07:00

this is the first time on history that i park my car on the parking building, where it is usually on some parking lot about 400 m near by.

but tomorrow things will be the same again. because today is just for testing and for maintenance of that parking lot.

so, car, enjoyed you hide from the sun for one day ya.. :)

leave

2007-06-13T13:20:00.000+07:00

one of engineer got an order from HR Manager to take his leave for vacation. because this engineer already collecting 19 days of leave balance.

but actually there's no way to force people to take his leave balance. because some people just love to work. and some people doesn't know where to go for vacation.

our company regulation, that every end of the year, the leave balance will be reset into 6 days if somebody still have more than 6 days leave balance. so it will be major loss if the engineer doesn't want to take it

coffee machine

2007-05-15T09:19:00.000+07:00

the client rents some nescafe coffee machine for every floor in this building, two machines each. previously on the old building, every machine can produce a nice and delicate taste of coffee. but now only several machine can do that. i believe the settings has change somehow.

in the area near by my cubicle, the machine only good at producing cappuccino, while others like mochacino, or milo (milk) is far from nice.
and other machine on the area cross by, not single coffee is nice.

x-rays

2007-04-30T14:10:00.000+07:00

this morning while coming to client's building entrance, where we should go through an x-rays scanner, i found out the machine is not operating. so the security check everybody bags manually using that small-black-thing-that-can-bleep if detecting a metal.

it just couple of months after this building is occupied. and the system already down.

but after lunch. i spotted the machine is working again.

other thing that not working anymore is one of the urinoir, an one booth of toilet box. and it just one month.
did the contractor buy a cheap one? .. huh!

Internet usage

2007-04-19T08:57:00.001+07:00

fufufufu... I'm at 8th place for internet usage for all employees in Jakarta for March. rhhrhrhr.. (^_~;)

I cannot give them (read: management) any excuse why I'm in top eight.
In fact, I myself surprised for this situation. in average, I only stay in my office for 2 days every week, so it should be 8 days total of time.
I'm using internet, but how come I'm 8th place.
Shite.

Just a minutes ago, some Leads mocking me that I'm famous enough because of this.
So I just reply, I use internet a lot because there's nothing to do for me in the office :D

Btw, would this thing capture in ngadutrafik 2007? Just wondering.

desk relocation

2007-04-16T12:58:00.000+07:00

been 2 years working, this is my first time, i have my desk relocated. now i'm moving from 14 floor to 12 floor.

in this new place, i have a cubicle, and 2 jointed table. not comfort enough though.

april mop

2007-04-02T09:26:00.000+07:00

i made a prank on the office phone list webpage.
i replace the photo of the employee with some photo of local celebrity and foreign celebrity,
there are : dian sastro, agnes monica, siti nurhaliza, brad pitt, angelina jolie, nicholas saputra, etc.

i supposed to be in the client office today, but this morning i'm late to get early leaving. so i decided to come to my office.
not long after office hour, i start received phone call on my extention number and my mobile phone, asking why on earth the phone list system displaying incorrect photo.

nobody seem care enough that it supposed to be a prank, live with it and enjoy it. but no, they keep asking whether somebody hacked the system? or is there something wrong with the system?

due to many question, then i revert the system, into 'normal' situation.

salary

2007-03-28T08:36:00.000+07:00

the client Ethics code of conduct kebakaran jenggot due to some of leaking of the salary standard as shown

moving

2007-03-20T12:47:00.000+07:00

the client's office move into south jakarta, near citos,
this morning i drove past 3-in-1 street, straight through fatmawati street, end up near crowded intersection.
apparently, it's better to take antasari streeet, it's nearer.

check out the google map of the location on my tumblr tublz site

extension

2007-03-12T08:42:00.000+07:00

yey!!! finally, i got my phone extension number! they install Alcatel system.
now, i can put my extension number right after my office phone number.
people can directly contact me, unless i'm not in the office ;)

here, in client office

2007-03-06T07:35:00.000+07:00

i lost my drinking glass :( , somebody took it :(, i have several wild guest, but i'm not going to point finger
there are no ojek payung in here, menara mulia. so when the rain came, there are two choices for me to get home, get wet into the parking lot, or wait 'till the rain stopped.
the second choice will result, me getting blabber by ran.

flush

2007-03-01T09:01:00.000+07:00

another stupid toilet against me.
yesterday morning i have this stomach problem, masuk angin exactly. arriving at client office, i go straight to the toilet, one of the box is open while the other two are occupied.

finishing my number two, after cleaning up, i flush it, it wont go! damn it! i flushed - flushed and flushed, those things won't go. shit!

so i put the lid on, then i go out.

batik

2007-02-14T14:26:00.000+07:00

surprisingly, in this client office, there is an expatriate who always wearing batik everyday.
nice.

stationed

2007-01-29T14:12:00.000+07:00

whew!, I am stationed at client office in Menara Mulia,
I think, when you're out of your habitat office, then your expense will increase, :(
especially if you located in stylist area ..

bad bugs

2007-01-19T15:57:00.000+07:00

there might be bug(s) in this office. suspected coming from the plants. some people got bitten by them.
it causing the bitten area to swallow, red and itchy.

so becareful guyz, don't let the bad bugs bite you while you're working

mirror

2007-01-09T10:33:00.001+07:00

strange.
why do the architect/design interior of this toilet is placing mirror to high and too distance from eye sight.

because you can only see your upper body.

let say if you want to see how's your pants, or your belt, or your zip from other's point of view, you need to see it in front of the mirror. but too bad you cannot see it, unless you crawl up on to the sink :D

fire drill

2006-12-13T16:14:00.000+07:00

huah!
it's a fire drill, everybody must evacuate to ground floor. .. using stairs! @_@ argh!
14 floor down there. and later on the ground, i can feel my feet shaking..

the stupid thing about this drill, it's already leak, so everybody just calmly stepping down the stairs...
i know, rush can be dangerous.. but in the fire drill, everything should be simulated.

and another stupid thing. at my floor, the alarm didn't rang ..

renovate

2006-12-06T11:02:00.000+07:00

the extended office which was finished renovate a week ago. but my head still keep on asking "why on earth they planning to install the access system, but they not provide the space for it?".. are they really planning to install the access system or not?

at the front door, the access system required a place for cabling, and in the inside doors, the access system required space for locks, which all not provided..

fiu

claim!

2006-11-29T16:15:00.000+07:00

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urinoir

2006-11-28T13:11:00.000+07:00

somebody make a not funny joke on urinoir. one of the urinoir is broken, the left one, some janitor put a sign to indicate that nobody should use that.

three days later, i saw the sign was moved into the right urinoir..

'hey, is it the right one now broken?'

and that day., later, i saw the left urinoir is still malfunction, it cannot flush the urine. so, there the sight of disgust of yellow urine floating in the urinoir.

somebody make a stupid joke :(

ngelindur

2006-11-23T13:57:00.001+07:00

mo bikin kopi, ..

nyendok gula 2.5 sdt ke cangkir

nyendok creamer 2.5 sdt ke cangkir

nyendok gula 2.5 sdt ke cangkir

nyendok crea,,,,

what the hell am i doing..

huah!

ngelindur..

terpaksa ambil cangkir baru, coba ambil gula yang udah ada di cangkir lama...

ah susah..

tuang lagi dari cangkir baru..

nyendok gula 2.5 sdt ke cangkir

nyendok creamer 2.5 sdt ke cangkir

nyendok kopi 1 sdt ke cangkir..

aer panas dispenser..

aduk..

dinginin bentar ...

auaah!.. kemanisann..

pulang cepet

2006-11-01T08:17:00.000+07:00

HUAHUAHUAHUA...

gara gara kebiasaan bulan puasa, pulang jam 16.30..

kemaren gue pulang jam 16.30, seharusnya jam 17.30 :D :D

masih libur

2006-10-31T09:48:00.000+07:00

ternyata di kantor banyak yang pada ngambil cuti sampe tanggal 6 november nanti... gile ..pantes sepi

cuma 5 orang engineer yang terlihat..

tray paper copier buat laci

2006-10-19T10:02:00.000+07:00

ada ada aja si pipit, masa' tray paper mesin photocopy buat nyimpen kunci (@_@)

masterpage tumpuk tumpuk

2006-09-18T10:58:00.000+07:00

sebel banget sama masterpage yang nutupin layout childnya..

baru tadi nemu, supaya bisa lebih mudah mengedit designly

pas

<%@ Page Language="VB" MasterPageFile="~/MasterPage.master"

diganti aja nama masterpagefile nya,

<%@ Page Language="VB" MasterPageFile="~/XMasterPage.master"

begitu mo dirunning, balikin lagi seperti semula

set PIN securID

2006-09-15T10:35:00.000+07:00

setelah minta di reset ke serviceDesk COPI

lalu masuk ke URL untuk masuk ke securID

lalu masukkan userid

setelah itu masukin 6 digit LCD

cuti

2006-09-08T13:45:00.000+07:00

"lho, koq belom cuti son?" atau "lho koq masih masuk, gak cuti?"
setiap papasan sama orang kantor,

soalnya udah banyak cuti yang gue ambil pas nikah kemaren, jadi pas resepsinya kaya'nya ga perlu banget cuti