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fell on toilet

so i need to go for number two. when i entered one of the toilet booth it's messy, so i try to flush it to make it cleaner. but suddenly the water jet hose start to release water. hmmm strange. so i decided to go to another boot next to it. when i start to grab the tissue, suddenly i heard the water splash in to something, it's sound massive. then i remember the water jet hose in the previous booth. so i open the door to see what happened. holy shit, the water sprung out of the hose and hit the toilet wall. it's about 1 meter high, and heavy swift. it blocked my way out of the toilet. shit. first, I'm thinking to call security. second thought i just try to duck the water spray fast. so i did, i ran lowly. alas i lost my ground and fell hardly. i was so embarrassed, and try to figure out whether anyone see me fell. with ache on my butt, hip, and arm I decided to get out of toilet and informed security on the leakage. i didn't tell them I fell, just rep...

beware of unfamiliar toilet

it just happened when i enter one toilet booth, some guest (come for meeting - i guess) was entering the other booth. suddenly i heard loud water splash, and i felt some water spray falling on to me. WTH!?!! i heard a person murmur in that other toilet booth. after i finished with my business. i check the other booth floor was soak with water everywhere. i guess that person is opening a jet water spray without knowing that it is a water jet spray. i hope he didn't get soak wet too.

x-rays

this morning while coming to client's building entrance, where we should go through an x-rays scanner, i found out the machine is not operating. so the security check everybody bags manually using that small-black-thing-that-can-bleep if detecting a metal. it just couple of months after this building is occupied. and the system already down. but after lunch. i spotted the machine is working again. other thing that not working anymore is one of the urinoir, an one booth of toilet box. and it just one month. did the contractor buy a cheap one? .. huh!

flush

another stupid toilet against me. yesterday morning i have this stomach problem, masuk angin exactly. arriving at client office, i go straight to the toilet, one of the box is open while the other two are occupied. finishing my number two, after cleaning up, i flush it, it wont go! damn it! i flushed - flushed and flushed, those things won't go. shit! so i put the lid on, then i go out.

mirror

strange. why do the architect/design interior of this toilet is placing mirror to high and too distance from eye sight. because you can only see your upper body. let say if you want to see how's your pants, or your belt, or your zip from other's point of view, you need to see it in front of the mirror. but too bad you cannot see it, unless you crawl up on to the sink :D

urinoir

somebody make a not funny joke on urinoir. one of the urinoir is broken, the left one, some janitor put a sign to indicate that nobody should use that. three days later, i saw the sign was moved into the right urinoir.. 'hey, is it the right one now broken?' and that day., later, i saw the left urinoir is still malfunction, it cannot flush the urine. so, there the sight of disgust of yellow urine floating in the urinoir. somebody make a stupid joke :(